I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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