hotel room ftw
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
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Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
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Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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