so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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