3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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