hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
smell my finger.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
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I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
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So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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