He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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