I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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