I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
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i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
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Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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