He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
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For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
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They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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