The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
COCAINE IS GR8
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Randomize
