On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
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