He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
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I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
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