As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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