i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
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He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
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I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
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