what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
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Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
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Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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