But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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