Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
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booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
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Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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