Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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