I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
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She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
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Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
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