it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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