found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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