The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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