I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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