Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Randomize
