Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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