What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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