WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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