You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
people are starting to question the shark bite story
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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