girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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