jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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