There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor