i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
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I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
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Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...