only you would photoshop your dick
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
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HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
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shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have