A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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