pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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