Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
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Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
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