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the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
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Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
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I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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