That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
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I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
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I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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