I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
ugly people sure do ruin things
Four minutes until I can fart!
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i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
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Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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