His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I just had sex on a roof
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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