Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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