i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
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I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
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He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
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