What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
This is classic penis vs brain.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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