hell yes lets make some ravioli
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
