Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
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Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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