I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
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Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
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I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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