margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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