I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
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You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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