My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
The feeling are messing with the penis
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
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