I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
