this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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