Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
