this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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