Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
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just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
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I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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