the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
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If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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