I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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